07 November 2011

Finn:  OK, you need to pick one.  The adventures of Orange Juice.  The adventures of Blocks.  Oooor the adventures of Chairs.  Which one?

Me:  The adventures of Orange Juice.

Finn:  Ok, for that one I need my Iron Man costume.

Me:  No.

Finn: Well YOU choose-ed the wrong one.  There are germs in this story!  There are itsy bitsy germs and I can NOT shoot webs at them.  I have to be Iron Man.

Me:  Well, you’re already dressed as Spiderman.

Finn:  Well, HOW ABOUT NOW!??!  {He’s flailing around attempting to unzip his Spiderman costume.}

Me:  Still Spiderman.


Finn:  I’ll be Silver Surfer for Halloween when I’m all grown-ed up.


{After an hour and a half of sitting down to dinner… our ongoing battle continues.}

Finn:  I am not going to eat the gravy peas.  {Peas that have touched gravy.}

Me:  You’re going to eat all your peas.  {For the record, he likes peas.  He also likes procrastinating.}

Dave:  You only have one bite of peas left Finn, quit eating them one by one.  Gravy adds flavor.

Finn:  I’m done!  Now I have gravy hands!


Finn:  Hey Dad, are there any Wild Kratts apps on your phone?

Dave:  No buddy.  I haven’t seen any Wild Kratt apps.

Me:  How do you know what an app is?!?

Finn:  I dunno.  I heard Daddy say it.


Finn:  Mom, I have got to take care of you since you had surgery.

Me:  Oh yeah?

Finn:  I’ve got to take care of the poodle.  Feed him poodle food.  Tater.  I have to throw her diapers away.  Put her socks away.  Help you around the house.  I have a lot to do!


Finn:  Mom, I made JAIL HANDS!  


{Um… handcuffs?  And HOW does he know these things?}

Thanks for the brilliant suggestion Megan, I hope you liked this edition of Finnisms!


Unknown said...

I'm going to make a "We Heart Finn" fan club. "You choose-ed the WRONG one!"

Just A Normal Mom said...

I love 'kid convos'. They are so funny. I remember when my son used to add -ed to the words. It's so cute that they get the tense, even if they don't know exactly how to do it.

Unknown said...

Kids really do say the funniest things. And isn't it crazy what they know?! love the Finnisms....always makes me smile:)

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious!

Stacy Kaye said...

He's so delightful!

Jessica @ Wanting Adventure said...

I love what kids say. And how they find out about things like apps and jail hands! Hehe.

@JessEsco said...

Lol. Precious. I love the jail hands.

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