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Does juice taste like syrup to anyone else? I swear it’s like a concentrate that I have to dilute at least 50% with water for it not to taste so syrupy. Am I the only weirdo that thinks that?
According to my friend Sarah, Adam Morrison of the Wizards looks like a creepy porn star.
I am inclined to agree, though one from the seventies era, no? We texted at length about him last night for reasons that are completely beyond me. The only concrete thing I can say, I am pretty convinced he is one who would be sporting a full head of hair ‘down there’ too. BTW, the image was shamelessly stolen from his Wiki page.
I have 6,809 emails in my inbox. Dave has like 11, everything else is all categorized out and in pretty folders labeled things like “crazy shit from my wife I am afraid to read.” I am really really bad about deleting stuff in case I need to refer back. Here is the weird thing, I have had 27 unread emails since I can remember and now I’m wondering what those 27 things are that I have never read. Are you a deleter or email saver? And someone just tell me to get my ass in there and start reading and deleting.
Wearing heels makes me want to poke my eyes out. I am 5’3” tall, I should love heels for the extra few inches they sneak in, but I don’t because they suck.
I want to see Hereafter, but I am pretty sure that I will cry uncontrollably. In a theater. With lots of strangers. Maybe I should wait for dvd?
Speaking of movie theaters, my friend Amy lives in New York and refuses to see a movie because of bed bugs. Apparently they are spreading like wildfire including places like movie theaters. Ew.
You’re still wondering if Adam has a groin afro aren’t you?
Of course not, only weirdos would think of stuff like that.
Which leads me to my last point. I hate more than anything when people say Happy Hump Day.
Happy Wednesday where I am not thinking of you humping anything. So, if you’re still talking to me after this post, say hello in the comments.Pin It