Someone please explain Twitter to me.
No, I mean really EXPLAIN it.
Yes, I get it.
But, I don’t get it.
It’s been six months and I just don’t love it. It’s like I might kiss it, but not French it. And for sure it wouldn’t be feeling me up in the backseat of a car.
I don’t feel the connection like I do on Facebook. I don’t have the visual treat like Pinterest or Instagram.
I DO like that I can tag pretty much anyone my heart desires which is useful if you want to get someone’s attention. It brings the six degrees of Kevin Bacon to like one degree… @kevinbacon.
I also like pretty much anything that @JimGaffigan and @RainnWilson tweet. They are both ridiculousness at its finest which is a quality I highly admire.
I just want someone to tell me what the big whoop is.
And also? Can we give three cheers for Instagram for Droid? Hip Hip Hipster! Come find me. I mean, I can’t figure out what I’m doing on the Twitter, so let’s enjoy pictures of baby girl screaming her head off and Finn in every superhero costume known to man!
I’ll I can think is, thank God it was not available in the whole of the 90s.
You know you want to be my friend.
PS Leave your Twitter and Instagram usernames in the comments! Do it. Do it now. Right after you tell me how to work the Twitter.Pin It