- It is already December 11th.
- I have PTSD from all of these Elf on a Shelf pictures floating around.
- I haven’t taken a Christmas picture of the kids.
- I’m saving paper. Ahem. Read lazy.
- I’m saving stamp money. Ahem. Read cheap.
- I am saving my sanity. Ahem. Read nutso.
- Writing for two hours turns my hand into the claw. No one likes a Mommy with a claw.
- Santa already has me on the naughty list.
- Two words. Paper. Cuts.
- I’m all liquored up on egg nog. Except I don’t drink the nog so much as the rum.
10 Reasons I’m Not Sending Christmas Cards.
11 December 2012