So a couple years ago, my mom is in Miami for a builders convention. She and her friend Gale get to the hotel early and find that it's hard to get in the hotel. Apparently there is a big concert that night.
So my mom doesn't think anything of it and she goes for a run. When she gets back there are bazillion peeps in the area just outside of the lobby and she can't get through. So a guy in "a 70s shiney ugly jogging suit wearing sunglasses" sees her pushing her way through and says, "C'mon in. Hey, get out of her way. Did you have a nice run?" She says, "Yep. Thanks. Have a nice day," and continues through to the doors.
This is the conversation that follows:
Porter - do you know who that is??
Mom - no
Porter - That's Snoop Dogg.
Mom - Isn't he the guy from the Lee Iacocca commercial??
Porter 1 & Porter 2 & Doorman - *hysterical laughter*