How To Make Green Eggs!

09 February 2012 | 16 Comments
Last week, I had an email from a reader asking me how to make green eggs like the ones we had at Finnegan’s Dr Seuss Birthday Party.  {Deana, I hope your eggs turned out perfectly!}  I thought, since Dr Seuss’ Birthday is coming up on March 2, we should do a quick tutorial on how to make them.
Pull out your copy of Green Eggs & Ham, whip up a batch, & surprise your kiddos with this easy recipe.

Green Seuss Eggs

You will need:
  • 6 large eggs
  • green GEL food coloring {Americolor’s Leaf Green is my fave}
  • 1/4 cup mayo
  • 1 t mustard {I used spicy brown, but yellow works just fine}
  • salt, pepper, paprika, tarragon {you can just use salt & pepper if you like}
First, we need to hard boil the eggs.  Turn the egg carton on its side and let the eggs sit out of the refrigerator for 30 minutes.  Letting the eggs come up to temp helps them not to crack and turning them on their side helps the yolk slide to the middle of the egg  so they are not off center.

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Put the eggs in a pan and fill with cold water, covering completely with about an inch of water over the top of the eggs.  Do not crowd the eggs or they can crack!  Put on high heat allowing the eggs to come to a rolling boil.

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Turn the stove off, cover tightly, and remove from heat.  Allow to sit in the pot, covered for exactly 17 minutes.

Using a slotted spoon, transfer from the pan into a bowl of cold water and ice cubes.  This will stop the cooking process and prevent the egg yolks from turning greenish.  Leave them in the ice water for 15 – 20 minutes.

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Peel the eggs under running water, if you follow the above steps, they should peel easily.  Pop the yolks out and mash lightly.  Add salt, pepper, paprika, and tarragon {or any combination of these that you like} to taste.  Add the mayo and mustard.  Stir until mostly combined.

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Then, add two small squirts of the gel food coloring.  Do not use the liquid food coloring from the store.  It is too runny for these purposes and will make the egg mixture really loose.  Stir them until all of the food coloring is incorporated and put into a piping bag.  If you don’t have a piping bag, you can use a plastic Ziploc and just snip the tip off for piping.

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You can store in the fridge separately until ready to eat.  Pipe into the egg whites and enjoy!  It’s a great way to celebrate Dr Seuss’ Birthday!

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Finnisms.

08 February 2012 | 4 Comments

Dave:  *mumble mumble grumble grumble*

Me:  You’re mean Dave P!  And exclusionary.

Finn:  You can’t call him that.  You can call him mean, but that is it.

Me:  But he is exclusionary.  He leaves people out.

Finn:  No.  He drinks beer with his friends.

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Finn:  Mom, do you think our next baby is going to be a boy or a girl?

Me:  Finna, I don’t think there is going to be a next baby.

Finn:  But J & Amanda & Myles have three babies.   Well, one is a midget.

Me:  Everyone has to decide for themselves how many babies their family will have.  You know Noelle has FOUR babies!  And Meme had SIX babies.

Finn:  How many babies did Gigi have?

Me:  She had two babies.  I am pretty sure daddy only wants two babies.

Finn:  Well, maybe daddy will be out of luck and maybe he will be in luck.  We will see.

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Finn:  Mom, Hulk got strings from the bad guy and his pants fell down and the bad guys saw his underwear!  That is too funny for me.

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Finn:  Mom, you want to know how to say blue in Spanish?

Me:  Sure.

Finn: Azul.  And mom?  If you want to know how to say blue in plain old English, you say, blue.

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Finn:  What are you feeding Tate?

Me:  Some butternut squash and some blueberries and bananas.

Finn:  What is that white stuff?

Me:  Oatmeal.

Finn:  Is that human oatmeal?

Me:  Of course it’s oatmeal for humans!  What other kind of oatmeal is there?

Finn:  Baby oatmeal.

Me:  Um, I think you must misunderstand what a human is…

Finn:  No I don’t.

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Gratuitous Baby Pics.

07 February 2012 | 8 Comments

I know no one cares {well, maybe her grandmas do} and that is ok.  Really, you should just feel lucky that I didn’t post a video of her jumping like a madwoman in her jumper thing because I sit here half the day just watching her and laughing.  She is the cutest damn thing ever and she loves her mini Cabbage Patch.  Just like her Mama.

I love this age. 

Except when we’re not sleeping.  Curse you teething and your damn messy biscuits!

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Tortellini with Red Grapes

06 February 2012 | 5 Comments

Ages ago, we went to to visit my friend Steph, she took us to this little Italian restaurant called Rose Angelis.  The food was to die for.  I mean, pasta so delicious that you didn’t know what to do with yourself, it was that good.  The portions were huge, the wine list was fantastic, and they let you do meals family style if you’d like.  If you’re in the Chicago area, go there.

We ordered the gorgonzola tortellini with red grapes and fell in love with the flavor combination.  It has this walnut pesto cream sauce that melts in your mouth, a richness with the cheese, and a pop of sweetness with the grapes.  When we came home, Dave and I talked for weeks about re-creating this pasta.   Here is that version.

tortellini with red grapes recipe

It is one of Finnegan’s favorites and it comes together quickly for a weeknight meal. We usually serve with a big salad and some bread.

You will need: 

  • 1/2 c walnuts, lightly toasted
  • 1/2 c pesto {make your own or used jarred, I’ve done both}
  • 1 1/2 c cream or {half & half}
  • 1/4 c olive oil
  • 1/2 red onion, sautéed until translucent
  • package cheese tortellini
  • 1 1/2 c red grapes, sliced in half

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First, toast your walnuts in a pan, they only need a few minutes, remove and allow to cool.  Slice your red onion and sauté {use the same pan} until just translucent.  Start a pot of water to boil.

Wash and slice your grapes in half.

Throw the walnuts in the food processor and pulse a few times just to break into smaller pieces.  Add the pesto, cream, olive oil, & red onion.  Whir until smooth.  The sauce will be thick. 

Throw the tortellini in the pot of boiling water and cook to package directions.

Transfer the sauce to the same pan used for the walnuts & onions.  Turn on low and stir constantly.  I sometimes add a tablespoon or two of the pasta water to the sauce if it is too thick.

Drain the pasta, transfer to the sauce immediately and stir to coat.

Stir in the red grapes and serve immediately.

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