16 January 2013

Finn:  I think I’m allergic to croutons.

Me:  You are not allergic to croutons.  And that is not a crouton.

Finn:  What is this?

Me:  It’s a pecan.

Finn:  I think I’m allergic to pecans.

Me:  You’re not allergic to those either.

Finn:  Well, I don’t think I like them.


Me:  Someone special is coming to have lunch with you at school on Thursday.

Finn:  Is it Santa?

Me:  You think Santa is going to come have lunch in a school full of little children right before Christmas?  He is a little busy right now.

Finn:  Uh, the fake Santa.

Me:  What do you mean?

Finn:  Santa at the mall.

Me:  That is Santa’s helper.  They work for Santa.

Finn:  Mooooooooommmm, I didn’t say the elves!


Finn:  She’s not in my class anymore.

Me: {School Friend} is still in your class.

Finn:  Yeah, but she’s in the African Savannah.

Dave:  She is not in the African Savannah.  She is on vacation in India.  She will be back soon.


Just A Normal Mom said...

He must keep you laughing all day :)

Leslee @ This Friendly Life said...

He's too cute and funny!!! I love these posts. Thanks for sharing!

Yostee said...

So do you actually write these down as he says them or do you remember them?? If you write them, you must have pen & paper handy all the time!!!

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

These always crack me up - I want to go to the African Savannah.

Amy said...

I love that you write all of these down. Oh, the innocence {and hilarity} of a child.

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