Little BLUE Pills & My New Bloggy BFF

Owie. Owwwwness. Jillian is a beyotch. A pain inflicting Hurtie Mc Hurt-a-lot. Don't forget to head on over to The September Shred & read up on those skinny bitches girls and their 5 AM workouts! Sarah... REALLY??? And what the heck is up with you people who are all "I got done with the Shred and then banged out 932 miles on the treadmill?"  It is highly entertaining to hear how such a diverse group is fairing when up against Jillian. Oh, and so

you know.... the rest of us on Team Follow Anita If You Think You're Going to Die are over there as well. I would raise my fist in the air to that one, but uh... I can't really move right now.

My new bloggy BFF?  It's totally ASHLEYhttp://darlingcompanion.blogspot.com/!  Dude, I can even call her Ash because she said so!

So yeah, Ash and I are going to be bloggy BFFs 4-evah.  I can even forgive the fact that she's a skinny girl.  Psshaaaw your 165.  Why then, why is she so dang special that I want to make her my bloggy BFF?  I give you the top 8 reasons.  {The top 10 is SOOOO last year.}

1. She doesn't twitter!  I don't twitter!  And while she's a former twit(terer) and I am a twitter virgin because I just.  don't.  freaking.  get.  it. we can still totally be friends.
2. And OMG.  Read THIS.  Then read THIS.
3. She's doing the September Shred with me and not rubbing it in my face that she's way better at it.
4. Her husband has a thing for the HOT SECRETARY look!  When I shouted this out, Dave simply said, "well, that is just common awesomeness."
5. What is not common awesomeness?  Pooping.  In the tub.  Just ask Dave.
6. She makes up words.  AWESOME AGAIN.
7. She has the cutest dang daughter, Sugarbaby that I want to hook up with Finnegan in like 20 years or so!
8. She's from Arkansas and well, I TOTALLY would have been the one to give Bill {also from Arkansas!} a BJ in the oval office if I had the opportunity.  Um yeah.  The Secret Service has just tagged my blog.   

So there you have it.  I am spitting in my hand and offering it to Ash to shake.  GO!  Go now!  It's ok, I know you still love me.  You can cheat.  Hit up Sugar Britches and say hola to the bloggy BFF.

UPDATE:  As if you needed further proof... check out the comments.

Tomorrow is going to be a better day.

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What are you going to do to contribute to the movement of change in our country?

Read this article.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/06/AR2008110603948.html

Then leave a comment and tell me what you thought. Thank you Sarah Jo for sending it to me, I loved his story.

Get your ass to the polls today.

Then post a comment letting me know you voted!!

My choice for president:

And to make you laugh:

Really?

REALLY?

Not to open a whole can of worms.

Do you and your family members have the same political views? As this election looms closer, I feel blessed that Dave and I are on opposite ends of the spectrum, yet seem to respect each other's views. Well... maybe respect is too strong a word. Tolerate, perhaps? Laugh at with a raised eyebrow, maybe?

We both were raised differently. We're molded, but not exactly the same as our parents... and their parents before them.

I am a tree hugging liberal. Dave is a libertarian really, but tends to vote republican most of the time. The funny thing is that he loves NPR, he just doesn't want to pay for it. There may be a little liberal in there somewhere Love.

We used to love watching Meet the Press on Sunday mornings together. Our friends thought we were weirdos, but we enjoyed those debates that inevitably followed. Tim Russert was an equal opportunity basher and the best political reporter of our time in my opinion. It just hasn't been the same without him. Especially with the appointment of the VP nominees for both parties.

One of the best conversations I have ever had with my husband was on our first trip together. We sat in a cozy little restaurant in Cleveland, next to a fireplace and debated until we were blue in the face. I think really that is when I fell in the deepest love of my life.

So, Love, looking forward to the next 50-ish days of discussions with you. Someday, there will be more than a 2 party system and your candidate will have a fighting chance, at least, here is hoping.

Slacker Uprising.

This is the new film by Michael Moore. He is distributing it via web for FREE. You will be able to download the entire movie for free on September 23rd if you sign up. www.slackeruprising.com

Right Said Fred.

My brother in law texted me this morning to give me shit about not giving fair and equal time to the RNC on my blog. Ummm... yes I watched, but the DNC is obviously more deserving of my (blog) time Britt. Here is the funny thing about my family... most of us bleeding heart liberals are married to and/or dating republicans. My Meme constantly tells us that she must have been doing something wrong if we all chose republicans. At least we're cancelling their vote out. So here Britt... so you don't have to start your own blog. Here is your damn RNC post. Comment away.

Oh yeah, and a little bit for Lynds too... every single time I see Fred Thompson speak it makes me think I am watching Law & Order. I wonder if this is how the old timers felt about watching Reagan when he ran?

My funny republican (bastard)... errr.... "third party" voter

That Dave sure can crack me up sometimes. We watched Big Brother tonight and then the Democratic National Convention came on the air. Tonights speaker is Hillary.

Dave says, "do you think that Hillary will ask for the power of veto so she can vote Obama out and take the nomination?"

Ohio, you disappoint me.

We had our primary yesterday. It did not go as I (or Obama) had hoped. Sucksville.