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Favorite Beginning Chapter Books.

17 June 2014 | 2 Comments
Best Easy Chapter Books 

Somewhere in the midst of first grade, Finn’s reading just exploded.  He has always loved books and being read to, but he pointed out that this year, he could choose anything & read it himself.  {The term ‘anything’ was the perception of a six year old suddenly allowed to go into the bigger kid sections of the school library.}  The fluency and more importantly, the comprehension just started to click and he’s had his nose buried in a book ever since.  Having time at the school library this year also gave him the confidence to look through stacks of books and choose things that might be interesting, completely independent of our choices.  This summer, we’re doing everything we can to keep up with the new books. 

The challenge has been finding books that are interesting, entertaining, at the right reading level, and making sure the subject matter is appropriate.  We read Harry Potter together over winter break, but we’re pausing after finishing the second book.  He wants to marathon read the whole series but, the whole boy/girl dynamic of the fourth book makes me think it might be a little too much for a seven year old who has begun covering his eyes when people kiss.  While we both love, and will continue to read, a few of these higher {5th – 8th grade} reading level books as a team, he is finding a slew of new books that he loves in that 1st – 4th grade level for independent reading.

If you don’t know your child’s reading level, you can ask their teacher!  Another suggestion, take the last 5-6 books that your child really loved and look up their reading levels, then average them, going down one grade level for the low and up one grade level for the range your child is likely comfortable in.  You can also do this easy ‘test’ on how to choose the correct reading levels for your child, from Scholastic.  Have your child open a book they’re interested in to a middle page and read, putting their finger on the page for every word they don’t know or don’t understand.  If all five fingers are down by the end of the page, the book is probably slightly too advanced for independent reading, but you can always read it with them!  If less than five fingers are down, have them go for it!

I asked Finn if he would mind sharing some of his favorite independent reading books and series here.  It is certainly a list that you can read aloud TO your early elementary aged kids, as well.  This list tilts slightly in the ‘boy’ direction,  but you’ll find we have a good mix of boy and girl protagonists represented.  Any companion series are also noted, for example the Judy Moody series are listed with her brother Stink’s series.   

He is keeping a list of everything he reads this summer and we set up a place for him to rate the books.  If you like, you can download a copy free for your kids!  

Beginner Chapter BooksBooks I Read This Summer

This is my disclosure, Yo.  All links below are Amazon Affiliates. That means if you click on a link and end up buying a book, I get pennies from Amazon for my recommendation.  If you click on a link and you don’t buy a book, that’s fine too.  Or you can avoid the links all together, of course.  The description quote under each book in the list is pulled from their site.  BAM.  You are disclosed.

Enjoy the list!  And be sure to add your favorite early elementary aged chapter books in the comments, please!

Freckle JuiceStarWars Jedi AcademyBig Nate Book 1

Freckle Juice by Judy Blume  {GLE 3.6}

One day after school, Andrew works up enough courage to ask Nicky where he got his freckles. When know-it-all Sharon overhears, she offers Andrew her secret freckle juice recipe -- for fifty cents. It's a lot of money, but Andrew is desperate. At home he carefully mixes the strange combination of ingredients. Then the unexpected happens...

Star Wars: Jedi Academy series by Jeffrey Brown  {GLE 3.8}

This incredible, original story captures all of the humor, awkwardness, fun, and frustrations of middle school--all told through one boy's comics, journal entries, letters, doodles, and newspaper clippings. The setting? A galaxy far, far away...

Big Nate series by Lincoln Peirce {GLE 2.5 – 4}

Things don't always go your way just because you're awesome. Nate barely survives his dad's toxic oatmeal before rushing off to school—minus his lunch. He body slams the no-nonsense principal. He accidentally insults his least favorite teacher, the horrifying Mrs. Godfrey (aka Godzilla). And school has barely started!

Diary of a Wimpy KidStink and the Ultimate Thumb-Wrestling SmackdownJudy Moody & Stink

Diary of a Wimpy Kid series by Jeff Kinney  {GLE 5 – 7.6}

It’s a new school year, and Greg Heffley finds himself thrust into middle school, where undersized weaklings share the hallways with kids who are taller, meaner, and already shaving. The hazards of growing up before you’re ready are uniquely revealed through words and drawings as Greg records them in his diary.

Stink series by Megan McDonald  {GLE 2 – 3.7}

In Stink's first solo adventure, his special style comes through loud and strong -- enhanced by a series of comic strips, drawn by Stink himself, which are sprinkled throughout the book. From "The Adventures of Stink in SHRINK MONSTER" to "The Adventures of Stink in NEWT IN SHINING ARMOR," these very funny, homespun sagas reflect the familiar voice of a kid who pictures himself with super powers to deal with the travails of everyday life -- including the occasional teasing of a bossy big sister!

Companion Series:  Judy Moody series  {Stink’s big sister}

Judy Moody & Stink: The Big Bad Blackout  by Megan McDonald

Judy and Stink and the whole Moody family hunker down with beans and batteries, ready to wait out the storm. But along with massive rain and strong winds, Hurricane Elmer throws down ghosts, squirrels, and aliens. Spooky! Just when things couldn’t possibly get any freakier —flicker, flicker, gulp! — the lights go O-U-T out. The Moodys are smack-dab in the middle of a big bad blackout! Grandma Lou proposes musical board games and some good old-fashioned storytelling. Will Hurricane Elmer go down in Moody family history as bad news, a happy memory, or simply an LBS (Long Boring Story)?

A Good Night for GhostsThe Boxcar ChildrenGeronimo Stilton Series

The Magic Tree House series by Mary Pope Osborne {GLE 2 – 3.5, non-fiction ‘companion’ books are higher level}

Jack and his little sister Annie are just two regular kids from Frog Creek, Pennsylvania. Then they discover a mysterious tree house packed with all sorts of books...and their lives are never the same! Soon they are traveling through time and space in the magic tree house and having amazing adventures.

Finn’s Top 3: A Good Night for GhostsCivil War on Sunday, Vacation Under Volcano

The Boxcar Children by Gertrude Chandler Warner {GLE 3.2}

Henry, Jessie, Violet, and Benny Alden are brothers and sisters--and they're orphans! The only way they can stay together is to make it on their own. One night, during a storm, the children find an old red boxcar that keeps them warm and safe. They decide to make it their home.

This is also an entire mystery series, but he’s only read the original book.

Geronimo Stilton series by Geronimo Stilton  {GLE 2.3 – 4.8}

Geronimo Stilton was born in New Mouse City, Mouse Island. He is the editor and publisher of The Rodent's Gazette, New Mouse City's most widely read daily newspaper. He is the author of more than 40 adventure novels, and the recipient of the Ratitzer Prize for his books The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid and The Search for Sunken Treasure.

Companion Series:  Thea Stilton {Geronimo’s sister!}

Bad Kitty seriesMy Weird SchoolWho Was Harry Houdini

Bad Kitty series by Nick Bruel  {GLE 1.4 – 4}

The riotous story of a cat gone berserk -- four times over an in alphabetical order each time. Kitty is not happy hen she's told that her favorite foods are all gone and all that's left are Asparagus, Beets, Cauliflower, Dill...and 22 other equally unappealing vegetables. So she: Ate my homework, Bit grandma, Clawed the curtains, Damaged the dishes, and so on, through Z. Only when tastier things arrive (An Assortment of Anchovies, Buffalo Burritos, Chicken Cheesecake...) does she Apologize to Grandma.

My Weird School series by Dan Gutman  {GLE 2.3 – 4.2}

For A.J. and the gang at Ella Mentry School, weirdness and fun are all part of the routine. In this first book in the outrageously funny series that has reached millions of readers around the world, second-grade teacher Miss Daisy is in over her head. She doesn't even know how to add or subtract! But the kids have other things on their minds. Principal Klutz has promised that if they read a million pages in books, they can turn the school into a video-game arcade for one whole night!

Who Was Harry Houdini?  by Tui Sutherland  {GLE 3.4}

Every kid has heard of Harry Houdini, the famous magician who could escape from handcuffs, jail cells, and locked trunks. But do they know that the ever-ambitious and adventurous Houdini was also a famous movie star and the first pilot to fly a plane in Australia? This well-told biography is full of the details of Houdini's life that kids will really want to know about and illustrated throughout with beautiful black-and-white line drawings.

The entire Who Was? series covers the lives of different historical figures from Walt Disney to Charles Darwin to Queen Elizabeth. 

Who Was Martin Luther King, Jr.? Who Was Babe Ruth? and Who Is J.K. Rowling? on his list to read.

Diary of a 6th Grade NinjaTimmy Failure SeriesFlat Stanley Collection

Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja by Marcus Emerson 

My name is Chase Cooper, and I'm a 6th grade ninja. It's my first day at a different school and the only person I know is my cousin, Zoe (but she might be a little too cool for me). I was just another scrawny kid until a group of ninjas recruited me into their clan. It was a world of trouble I wasn't prepared for, which is why I kept this diary (or "chronicle" as my dad would call it) - to warn other kids about the dangers of becoming a ninja. They say history is destined to repeat itself... well, not if I can help it.

Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made by Stephan Pastis  {GLE 3.1}

Take Timmy Failure — the clueless, comically self-confident CEO of the best detective agency in town, perhaps even the nation. Add his impressively lazy business partner, a very large polar bear named Total. Throw in the Failuremobile — Timmy’s mom’s Segway — and what you have is Total Failure, Inc., a global enterprise destined to make Timmy so rich his mother won’t have to stress out about the bills anymore. Of course, Timmy’s plan does not include the four-foot-tall female whose name shall not be uttered.

Flat Stanley series by Jeff Brown  {GLE 4.4}

Stanley Lambchop is an ordinary boy. At least he was, until the night his bulletin board fell off the wall and flattened him. At only half an inch thick, Stanley can slide under doors, mail himself across the country in an envelope, and fly like a kite!

 

Read Aloud with your Early Elementary Child:

The Secret GardenCharlotte's WebA Wrinkle in Time

The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett {GLE 6.8}

Born in India, the unattractive and willful Mary Lennox has remained in the care of servants for as long as she can remember. But the girl’s life changes when her mother and father die and she travels to Yorkshire to live with her uncle. Dark, dreary Misselthwaite Manor seems full of mysteries, including a very special garden, locked tight for 10 years. With the help of Dickon, a local boy, Mary intends to uncover its secrets.

Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White {GLE 4}

Some Pig. Humble. Radiant. These are the words in Charlotte's Web, high up in Zuckerman's barn. Charlotte's spiderweb tells of her feelings for a little pig named Wilbur, who simply wants a friend. They also express the love of a girl named Fern, who saved Wilbur's life when he was born the runt of his litter.

A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle {GLE 4.7}

A tesseract (in case the reader doesn't know) is a wrinkle in time. To tell more would rob the reader of the enjoyment of Miss L'Engle's unusual book. A Wrinkle in Time, winner of the Newbery Medal in 1963, is the story of the adventures in space and time of Meg, Charles Wallace, and Calvin O'Keefe (athlete, student, and one of the most popular boys in high school). They are in search of Meg's father, a scientist who disappeared while engaged in secret work for the government on the tesseract problem.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's StoneHow to Train Your DragonJames and the Giant Peach

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling {GLE 5.3}

Harry Potter has no idea how famous he is. That's because he's being raised by his miserable aunt and uncle who are terrified Harry will learn that he's really a wizard, just as his parents were. But everything changes when Harry is summoned to attend an infamous school for wizards, and he begins to discover some clues about his illustrious birthright. From the surprising way he is greeted by a lovable giant, to the unique curriculum and colorful faculty at his unusual school, Harry finds himself drawn deep inside a mystical world he never knew existed and closer to his own noble destiny.

How To Train Your Dragon by Cressida Cowell {GLE 5.7}

Chronicles the adventures and misadventures of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III as he tries to pass the important initiation test of his Viking clan, the Tribe of the Hairy Hooligans, by catching and training a dragon.

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl {GLE 6.7}

After James Henry Trotter's parents are tragically eaten by a rhinoceros, he goes to live with his two horrible aunts, Spiker and Sponge. Life there is no fun, until James accidentally drops some magic crystals by the old peach tree and strange things start to happen. The peach at the top of the tree begins to grow, and before long it's as big as a house. Inside, James meets a bunch of oversized friends—Grasshopper, Centipede, Ladybug, and more. With a snip of the stem, the peach starts rolling away, and the great adventure begins!

Pippi LongstockingFortunately, The MilkThe Year of Billy Miller

Pippi Longstocking by Astrid Lindgren  {GLE 5.2}

Tommy and his sister Annika have a new neighbor, and her name is Pippi Longstocking. She has crazy red pigtails, no parents to tell her what to do, a horse that lives on her porch, and a flair for the outrageous that seems to lead to one adventure after another!

Fortunately, The Milk by Neil Gaiman 

Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious New York Times bestselling story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and bestselling author Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Skottie Young.

The Year of Billy Miller by Kevin Henkes  {GLE 4.2}

When Billy Miller has a mishap at the statue of the Jolly Green Giant at the end of summer vacation, he ends up with a big lump on his head. What a way to start second grade, with a lump on your head! As the year goes by, though, Billy figures out how to navigate elementary school, how to appreciate his little sister, and how to be a more grown up and responsible member of the family and a help to his busy working mom and stay-at-home dad. Newbery Honor author and Caldecott Medalist Kevin Henkes delivers a short, satisfying, laugh-out-loud-funny school and family story that features a diorama homework assignment, a school poetry slam, cancelled sleepovers, and epic sibling temper tantrums. This is a perfect short novel for the early elementary grades.

 

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Books.

11 September 2012 | 8 Comments

I read a lot as a child.  I always had my nose in a book and I totally had a crush on our children’s librarian, Dave.  Also, Dave is now a branch manager and I still see him from time to time and I’ve always thought one of these days I’m going to say something to him.  But, I think that he would think I was a lunatic, which… duh.  Also, don’t tell him I have outstanding library fines, he’d be highly disappointed.  Or maybe not, since it probably pays his salary.

I read The Secret Garden probably fifty times.  I’ve confessed to you before that I wanted to be one of the Boxcar Children.  I wondered what it would be like to have the Chocolate Touch or have gotten a golden ticket like Charlie?  There were Giant Peaches and Fried Worms.  For me, books were magical and it’s something that I wished to pass on to my kids.  Especially since it would give me an excuse to re-read the entire Harry Potter series.

About a month ago, I took these pictures of how our reading sessions have been going lately.  Just keeping it real, that baby is a menace.

Yesterday, when Megan at Crazy Bananas wrote about reading a few of the classics to her daughter, it reminded me of these and also that I wanted to ask you all about your favorites.  Either your childhood favorites, or books that you loved reading to your own children.  I would love to start reading some chapter books to Finnegan now that he has the attention span to do so.  I think, while it’s nice for us all to listen to a story together, that maybe it’s time to have separate stories for each of them.  

Dave can take Tate.

So, spill it.  What are your favorites?

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{Disclosure: All links on this post are Amazon Affiliate which means I get like a penny if you buy one of the books I linked to.}

50 Shades of WTF + A Giveaway.

30 April 2012 | 31 Comments

I just read 50 Shades of Grey.  I thought about reading it after my two sisters talked non-stop about the books.  They were raving about how much they were sucked in and couldn’t put the trilogy down.  There were tales of text conversations between the two of them that they were not eating or sleeping because they couldn’t stop reading. 

I really didn’t feel like reading the book.  Three-quarters of you might hate me for this statement, but I am going to say it anyway… I wasn’t a fan of Twilight.  OK, wait, I WAS a fan of Twilight, I blazed through the first two books, but then I got half way through the third book and hated it.  So, I put it down and didn’t look back.   Every time I talk to a Twi-Hard they look at me, mouths agape at the tragedy of this.  Let’s add insult to injury here and say that Robert Pattison freaks me the fuck out, he looks like a creep so I haven’t watched the movies either.  No matter how many times my sister Elise calls him a dimepiece, he still reminds me of a dirty carnie. 

Where was I?

Oh yes, so all of the hype was that this was Twilight inspired fan fiction.  Which obvs?  I wanted to avoid like the plague.  Initially I thought it was another vampire book.  So, I didn’t get the book.  I ignored the hype blazing all over the internet.  And then, didn’t get the book some more.

And then my sister said my MOM was going to read it.  So, I felt legally obligated to read it because hello?  My mother reading smut?  It’s like hell hath frozen over, my friends.

I caved.

Dave went to pick up the book Friday night after I asked all of you your thoughts on Facebook.  He also came home laughing that the book was in the romance section.  Here he was, a dude perusing the romance section on a Friday night, he’s pretty sure it cost him his man-card.

I cracked it open and started reading.

The book sucks, people. 

Yes, the sex is totally hot and the story is decent, if totally unbelievable.  BUT, it’s so poorly written that I can’t get past the inconsistencies and half-thoughts.  I’m pretty sure the grammar would send my friend Emily right over the edge.

It is as bad as reading this blog… yeah, THAT bad. 

I mean if you take it for what it is, which is p0rn, you’re good.  But if you’re expecting an actual book because you’ve paid money and someone has actually published and {you assume} EDITED the thing… well, you’d be better off surfing the 6,270,000 p0rn fiction sites on the net and get your goods for free.  Yes, I Googled, there are that many.  Who knew?

You all have assured me that the second book is so much better, so I am borrowing a copy and giving it a chance.  I do want to see how the story ends, but I’m hoping the second doesn’t have me tearing my hair out.

And so you don’t have to buy it, I’m passing my copy on to one of you!  This is a quickie {much like the sex between Christian and Ana} leave a comment and I will pick a winner tomorrow night (5/1) at 11:59 pm.

 

THE WINNER IS KAREN, COMMENT #7…. Well, really it was Emily Comment #1, but she didn’t want it…. then it was LaurenLeigh Comment#11, but she’s already reading it.   But then it was KAREN!

Currently.

24 August 2011 | 10 Comments

I’m currently watching The Kennedys miniseries on Netflix.  And Big Brother 13.  It’s amazing how they’re pretty much polar opposites, and yet both are centered on a house and a bunch of crazy people.

I’m currently listening to Ingrid Michaelson on Pandora.  Gorgeous voice.  Check her out.

I’m currently reading The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society.  It has been on my ‘must read’ list for years, ever since I did this gift series in 2009.  I finally picked it up for myself and it’s been worth the wait.

Your turn!  What are you watching, listening to, and reading right now?

Mr Potter

15 July 2011 | 7 Comments

Yes, I am one of those people.

I am just a pair of Harry glasses and a Gryffindor scarf away from dressing up to attend movies.

I didn’t think I would ever be one of those people, but it happened anyway.  Way back even before I knew Dave, I was out in San Francisco on vacation.  My aunt and uncle have an entire wall of books in their house and they convinced me, despite my protests that I do not like magical, make believe, totally unrealistic books, to pick up Harry Potter and give it a read.

I protested that it wasn’t my thing.  Just try it, they said.  Harry Potter pushers, the two of them.

By the end of the vacation, I had blasted through books one and two.  I could NOT put them down.  The third I bought in the bookstore in the airport and had almost finished it by the time our plane landed in Detroit.

The fourth?  My mom bought it for me for Christmas and I stayed up the entire night reading it.  I may have also done that for books five, six, and seven as well. 

Book seven, the last, was a special one because not only did Dave venture to the store to procure it for me at midnight because he is quite possibly the best husband in the world, but he also entertained Finnegan for the entire next day so that I could read it straight through.

This weekend, my sisters and I are going to the final movie.  Yes, yes, I know how it ends.  It doesn’t quell the excitement one bit.

It’s bittersweet though, this, the last movie.  The last bit of Mr Potter left.  The books are done and now, so are the movies. 

So tell me, are you one of those people as well?  Will you see the last movie this weekend?

Take A Look, It’s in a Book. A Reading Raaaaainbow. Aka: A Giveaway.

14 June 2011 | 26 Comments

So when I gave away Two Kisses for Maddy the other day, I wished that I had a few more copies because y’all are quick and I got several emails in the first half hour of me posting.

Since we’re in major clean out mode in our house, we also gave a giant box of books to our friend who runs a used bookstore.  And then I thought, well… I have a few great reads that I’ve been dying to pass along to someone who will love them as much as I have, so I pulled out a few of my recent favorites.

Without further ado… here are some goodies that could be in a mailing envelope on their way to YOU by week’s end.

To win, leave a comment saying which color of the reading rainbow you’d like to have, and yes, you can choose as many colors as you’d like.  I’ll pick a random winner from each color on Thursday post them to the So Wonderful, So Marvelous Facebook Page and mail them out on Friday or Saturday morning. 

{you don’t even have to ‘like’ the page, you can just click the link to check in on Thursday, but dude we have all kinds of fun over there so you should ‘like’ the page, but if you don’t that is ok, you just won’t be hanging with the cool kids, but whatever if you want to sit with the band geeks like DAVE just go right ahead}

You will get extra points {and the points mean absolutely nothing, just so we’re clear…} for henceforth referring to me as LeVar.  Points will be taken away if you refer to LaVar as Jordy  like DAVE {band geeks are apparently also Star Trek geeks as well} stupidly did the other night when I was putting together this post and playing the Reading Rainbow song over and over.

And spread some good karma, pass this post along to anyone else that you know who loves to read because these are really freaking great books and let’s face it there are plenty to go around.

PINK – The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

This one is dark, I’m not going to lie.  It’s disturbing but very very good and really makes you think.  I wrote about it here.

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RED – My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler

This is a hilarious, raunchy read about all kinds of one night stands that could only happen to Chelsea.  There is a midget in Mexico waiting for you.

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ORANGE – Obsolete by Anna Jane Grossman 

Obsolete is a collection of items that have gone by the wayside yet live on in our memories.  You’ll be longing for a mixtape, phone sex, & a landline by the time you’re through.

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YELLOW – Seeing Me Naked by Liza Palmer

I loved Seeing Me Naked, it’s chick lit at its finest.  The characters are fantastic and the dysfunctional family dynamic sucked me right in.

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GREEN – The Know-It-All by AJ Jacobs

Read the entire Encyclopedia Britannica from start to finish in one year and not become a pompous know it all asshole in the process?  See if AJ was able to do it and keep his new marriage in tact as well.

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BLUE – The Happiness Project by Gretchen Rubin

Another year long quest, this one by Gretchen who attempts to find happiness in her day to day.  You’ll  be surprised by what she learns and it may inspire you to attempt your own Happiness Project.

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INDIGO – I Love Everybody by Laurie Notaro

Laurie Notaro is one of those writers that make me laugh out loud as I’m sitting there reading, it’s only awkward when other people look at me funny.  This book chronicles her thirty-something years, her QVC loving mother is one of my favorites.

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VIOLET – Shag’s Around the World in 80 Drinks by Adam Rocke

80 cocktails from around the world.  How to make them, how to garnish, and what to put them in… find your new drink of choice.  Shake.  And repeat.

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The Hunger Games

24 March 2011 | 17 Comments

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{image via babble.com}

It seems like everyone is talking about these books.  Suzanne Collins wrote a young adult, dystopian {if Utopia is the ultimate in good, dystopian is the ultimate worst possible scenario… I’m telling you this because I have a huge vocabulary and I had never heard this word before, I am not sure how that is possible, but it’s true} trilogy about North America in the future.  The continent is divided into a ruling city called The Capitol and twelve ‘districts’ labeled 1-12.  The first book in the series is The Hunger Games.  It’s a story about a 16 year old girl named Katniss who takes her sister’s place in the annual Hunger Games, a televised set of games where two children from each district, one boy and one girl age 12 – 18 fight to the death.

What did you just say?

Yes, 24 children fight to the death in an outdoor arena until only ONE remains and the entire continent is required by law to watch.  It’s just another way The Capitol keeps control over the twelve districts, you know aside from basically starving them, making them live in abject poverty, and under soul crushing conditions.

When I read the synopsis in Target, I *almost* put the book back on the shelf.  I felt completely disturbed and sick to my stomach at the thought.  I couldn’t believe anyone would recommend something so totally heinous.  Why are all these people talking about this?  Why would anyone read something like this?  I decided to purchase it, read it with the full intention of hating the book, and figure out what the big deal was. 

This is not my kind of book.  At all. 

But I didn’t hate it.  I liked it, though I am still a bit horrified to admit that. 

I am not sure how Suzanne Collins did it, but somehow, someway you look beyond the sickening, awful Games.  You become invested in this girl.  Her story, her courage, and the supporting characters suck you into that world without dwelling on the stomach churning concept of what is actually happening.  It isn’t like you are numb either, you care about these characters.  The plot moves quickly from the lottery how the ‘tributes’ are chosen, to the training, to the actual games which comprise most of the story, to the aftermath of the Games.  There is just something that makes you think every step of the way.

I’m starting the second book, Catching Fire, today.

Have you read The Hunger Games?  Are you going to read it?

I’ve Always Wanted to be One of the Boxcar Children.

01 February 2011 | 10 Comments

When I was a kid, I used to make my sister Lyndsey and my cousin John play like we were poor and had to fend for ourselves.  My Meme had an old heater in the basement that looks like a stove, it was usually the basis for our house… either that, or we’d make the area behind the bar our ‘house’ and I’d cram them both onto the shelves underneath it like they were bunk beds.  Good times.  Sometimes we let John be our younger brother and sometimes we’d strong-arm him into to being our dog.  We would wear old towels… you know, for warmth.  And to eat?  We’d catch fish in the form of old wooden clothes pins that we would throw on the floor and use the shuffle board sticks as fishing poles.  It was endless entertainment. 

Oh sure, they went along with me because I was the oldest, but I have to think, they probably thought I was fucking nuts when we had tons of real toys to play with and yet, there we were huddled around a fake campfire pretending to be freezing.

How did it start?  The Boxcar Children, of course.  It was a story about four kids who were orphaned and to stay together, they run away and just happened to find an abandoned train car in the forest to live in.  They furnish their ‘house’ by using stuff that is thrown out at the dump and forage for food, able to barely scrape by because Henry the oldest, did odd jobs to make a few cents.  They even take in an old dog as their pet and name him Watch because duh, he’s a good watch dog and protects the kids.  It was all quite dreamy to a second grader.

Why am I bringing this up now?  The snowpacalypse is descending upon us and dude, we’re prepped just in case the power goes out and we have to live like the Boxcar Children for a day or two.  It’s not the foot of snow I’m worried about, it’s the possibility of an ice storm.  And so far, it’s like our weather people have a snow boner and don’t know what the fuck to do with it.  We just don’t know what we’re going to end up with and so, I prepare.  It’s what I do.

“Ahhh the good old days when people died of Polio & got eaten by wild buffalo on the prairie.”  -my husband on being without power in a winter storm

Dave, of course, does not find the scenario of living like the Boxcar Children nearly as dreamy as I do.  It’s like he enjoys ruining my childhood fantasies, but totally wants me to still fulfill his adult fantasies.  FAIR?  I think not.

If you’ve ever been trapped with a three year old anywhere without food, a drink, or entertainment, you’ll know there is just no hell like it.  Add in a healthy dose of negative degree weather and a husband who’s going to have to snow blow up to a foot of snow off of 120 feet of driveway and you have yourself a recipe for disaster.  So, I’ll be the alarmist crazy person, I’m not one of those assholes taking my chances in the name of bravado.  No way. The reality is, if we do lose power it really will suck, but we won’t be completely screwed. We have a full fridge, a gas fireplace in the living room for heat, a power converter in the car if we need to charge cell phones {or computers for movie viewing}, we have a battery powered lantern and flashlights, and a full propane tank on the grill for cooking.  We’re also probably in the minority here, but dude we’ve still got a landline. 

My sister?  She’s coming to stay at my house with the promise of a full pot of Meme’s Beef Stew, biscuits, and many many years of playing like we were poor under her belt.  We’ve got Girls Just Wanna Have Fun on dvd and a full Netflix queue… along with hot chocolate and laughing and pointing at Dave snow blowing out the window for our entertainment.

And if the power does go out?  She knows there will be old towels to wear and a watch dog named Monty to keep her feet warm. 

How is the weather where you are?

World, Meet 6 1/2 Year Old Me.

03 June 2010 | 8 Comments
Won't you take a trip back to 1982 with me this fine Thursday morning?

Meet Michelle, she's sassy & apparently not very nice {I'm guessing Lyndsey was the recipient of most of these hits} and also a "gifted" artist that is gender-blind...


Some things have changed...


And some things have not...


Apparently, I was also a 6 1/2 year old badass...



I never remembered wanting to be a nurse when I was little... it was always an actress or a singer, but apparently 6 1/2 year old me disagrees.


Finnegan has his own My Book About Me awaiting him, a gift from his Aunt Lyndsey at my baby shower.  That is how much of an impact it made on us as children.  We both have held on to them for 25+ years and still remember completing them, it was the first thing she purchased for my baby shower.  You can get your own right here for your child, I promise you it will be the best $10 you have ever spent.  You can certainly fill it in for your child if they haven't learned to write, but I'll tell you, seeing my hilarious handwriting {there are several entries where I needed to erase and start over} makes it even more fun.

What did you want to be when you grew up?  Did you have a My Book About Me?
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