Sex.

09 June 2010
I'm guessing if you're related to me {or Dave} you are going to want to take a pass on this little here post of mine. 

Still here?  Let's jump right in then, shall we?

I used to sell sex toys for one of the home parties, it was a part time job and just about the most fun anyone can have making cash.  I spent most parties laughing hysterically at the stories I heard.  I got pregnant with Finnegan a month after I started.  Now, you know we were trying and had help, but the huge discount on all kinds of fun stuff?  I'm pretty sure all of the 'quality assurance' we were doing helped it along.

Gawd Mom, quit reading!

My point of telling you all this is that while I'm not an expert or sexpert, {ha! see how I did that?} by any means, the company I worked for did give us a whole lot of sexual health information.  I can tell your partner how to find your g-spot.  Don't do your Keegals?  You're the one who is going to be snissing {peeing when you sneeze} after having a baby, don't say I didn't warn you!  I can tell you which toy to introduce to the bedroom first because it's guaranteed to be smaller than he is and not threaten his manhood.

I can also tell you... the ladies you think would be completely offended by an invitation to a party are usually those who have the best time.

None of that is my point either though.   

My point is this...

Have.  Sex.  It's good for you.

Really.  Sounds simple, right? 

As a parent, or anyone really, it's too easy to put it by the wayside.  You're too tired, you have a headache, the kids were being nuts, work is stressing you out, you haven't shaved in a week, money is tight.  Excuses!  Get this... it'll help you sleep, rid you of your headache, the kids are asleep, work can wait until tomorrow, he could care less about your hairy legs and it is FREE.

Have sex. 

Go on.  Text your hubby that you can't wait to see him tonight.  It will make his day.

Oh, and happy hump day.

12 comments:

mommara said...

Happy Hump Day to you too. I have hosted several of those parties. None of my girlfriends would ever host one but, by george they all wanted to be invited. They are so much fun.

Sara @ Russet Street Reno said...

Oh no you didn't! Those parties were always fun. Interestingly enough, I still have to drive to the local freeway porn shop to buy my Coochie shave cream when I run out, I won't use anything else! haha

~*Jess*~ said...

Amen sista.

Jessica @ Acting Adult said...

Hump Day. Awesome. :) And thanks for this. I need to get back on the horse, so to speak, with hubby because it really does bring us a connection we don't get any other way. I may have to ask for some toy suggestions, though... :)

Ashley said...

I am proud to say that I do this....like all the time. Warren is super surprised that our sex life hasn't declined after three kids. In fact...we did it twice yesterday. I'm convinced that is why we are still together, the chemistry is just spot on.

TMI, much?

Mommy Lisa said...

Ha! Happy Hump Day!!!

michele said...

LOL great post!

ashley--WOW, twice in one day? my husband is lucky for once a month. then again, i have NO drive whatsoever.....what's a girl to do? seriously? i need help!

Anonymous said...

So, we shouldn't call or drop in on you tonight right? And I agree with some of the other women its better after the kids.

Michelle said...

Ash! Shocking! Ha... not really shocking at all.

Saffy said...

LMAO - Happy Hump Day indeedy!! :)

Emily said...

Um, have you been talking to B? I for sure need to take your advice...and after tomorrow, I'll be medically cleared, so no more excuses.

Heather, Queen of Shake Shake said...

Sex is free? Dang it, I've been paying my husband this entire time. I've been screwed! (ha, see how I did that?)

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